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Joke of the Day

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"

"Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone."

"Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?"

"""So did you get lucky last night?"" You better believe it! [flashback to me making all green lights omw home after girl refused to kiss me]"

"Harambe went to a bar Bartender: What can I get you today? Harambe: May I get a martini? Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice? Me: Justice for Harambe."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"

"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"

"The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine. The English later improved the concept by removing it from the sheep first."

"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"

"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."