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Joke of the Day
"Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends"
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"how long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm? who cares?"
"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"
"What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist."
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."
"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."
"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"
"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""