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Joke of the Day

"Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends"

"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"

"Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word ""bae"" will be sterilized."

"Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene? Him: no. not like that."

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."

"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."

"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."

"People need to stop with all the gay jokes... ...I mean, come on guys."

"A call When making food, mum asked me to **call** out to her once I finish draining something. So, being a smart ass, I called her phone."