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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me it was impossible to build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"

"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"

"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."

"Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one."

"Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"

"Why do so many black people believe in God? Its the only father they will ever know."