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Joke of the Day

"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry."

"I was going to make a joke about pepper but it was too insalting."

"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"

"When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)"

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation sex... ...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws."

"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"

"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""

"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."

"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."