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Joke of the Day

"Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West."

"ram diljale janakpur"

"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."

"Every night Owen Wilson secretly prays tomorrow will be the day his son breaks his nose for the first time."

"I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey."

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."

"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"

"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""

"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"