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Joke of the Day
"Why don't anarchists accept the metric system? They refuse to have liters."
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"What do a bucket and a woman have in common? Before 1928, neither could vote."
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."
"A blonde goes to a target And misses."
"How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)"
"This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says "" what's with the sour puss? """
"An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar"
"Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk"
"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"