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Joke of the Day
"If I won Super Bowl tickets for me and 10 friends I'd have to sell at least 7 on ebay."
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"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."
"Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever."
"So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights They're calling them ""I can't believe it's not butt."""
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming."
"A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says ""I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"""
"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
"All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying ""We need to talk"""
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."