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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."

"Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!"

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."

"What is the chemical composition of banana? Barium disodium"

"What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth? Go go power rangers!"

"Today I realised I really want to tie the knot with the missus. Anyone know where I can find instructions for noose tying?"

"Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories? Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy."

"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."