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Joke of the Day

"Why is Chris Christie such a successful man? Because he is too big to fail."

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"I tried to convert to Judaism, but they rejected me when they found out I was uncircumcised. I guess I just didn't make the cut."

"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."

"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."

"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."

"Listen, I'm sorry... That reaction was WAY over the line.... I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on...."

"Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles...."