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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?"
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"Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell."
"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"
"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."
"Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door."
"A man walks into a bar.. ""Ow, my head"" he says."
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"
"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"There was a study on the different sexes least favorite word. They found that indeed ""moist"" was the least favorite word among women and that ""deeper"" was the least favorite word among men."