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Joke of the Day
"i like my women like i like my coffee silent"
Next Joke
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."
"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"
"When Peter Rabbit was working as a porn star, whom did his contract require to be on the set? Fluffer Bunny."
"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."
"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."
"Due to a mix up my cat ended up in a beauty contest and not at the vet. To my surprise she apparently won some gimmick trophy for fluffiest butt. It was a real *catastrophe.*"
"In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up. Must be why I keep running over female joggers."
"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"
"What do you call a naked skateboarder? A scab."