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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend likes to play this weird game.. Where she dresses up like herself and acts like a bitch all the time."
"What is good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."
"I swallowed two cans of helium today HeHe"
"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
"I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog"
"What can you find in the middle of no where?"
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."