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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people migrating to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners."
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"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""
"Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's. ^^^Happy ^^^Halloween!"
"Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder."
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."
"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."
"How do you know if someone's a feminist? They have an AK and they plan to kill all men. /shittyjoke\"
"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"
"I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth."
"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."