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Joke of the Day

"Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger? Because he's half Thai, half African American. (Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)"

"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."

"If laziness was an Olympic sport... I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium. Edit: too lazy for dictionaries, thanks /u/ReddSpy"

"How do you make a witch scratch? Remove the w"

"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."

"God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell."

"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."

"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."