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Joke of the Day
"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."
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"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."
"I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""
"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("
"I used to think no one cared what I have to say. Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true."
"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."
"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"