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Joke of the Day
"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."
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"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."
"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"
"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""
"When you're fast enough to be at two spots at the same time. *Fat"
"What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories"
"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."
"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."
"My wife and did it twice yesterday and we didn't use any protection... I'm worried we might have twins."