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Joke of the Day

"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""

"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"

"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn"

"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"

"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"

"(for this tweet pretend you've heard of the 1999 French film ""Human Resources"") Human Resources 2: This Time it's Personnel"

"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""