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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"

"Venice, Italy What do you get from a frisky, naked old Venetian man who can't get it up and has difficulty walking? Canal."

"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"

"i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r"

"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."

"Wife's been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o's on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help"

"Fun Fact By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share."

"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."

"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."