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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"
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"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."
"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."
"We've hired a new accountant. Her name is Helen Wait. Anyone expecting a check from us can go to Helen Wait."
"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."
"""This is bullshit"" - bull farmer giving barn tours"
"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"Trump, 2 years into his presidency: ""What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"""
"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."