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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a song about tortilla's Well. It's more of a wrap."
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"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."
"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"
"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."
"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"
"How long does an owl live? six and a half books."