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Joke of the Day
"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"
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"I like that I'm not a celebrity. It means I can call people 'retards' and I don't have to apologize."
"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."
"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."
"Can't please Americans For years Americans have complained to the Government that their voices weren't being heard. Now they are freaking the fuck out over the NSA."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Ye Old Lady. Ye Old Lady Who? Never knew you could yodle."
"Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth."
"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"
"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."
"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"