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Joke of the Day

"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."

"I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks"

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"My father trusted no one. Even had a saying about it. But he wouldn't tell me."

"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"

"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."

"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."

"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."

"How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?"