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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture."

"Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT."

"I wonder how many Viagra induced unrequited boners go home from the bar or club staring up at their owners in complete dismay?"

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"

"If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents."

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit."

"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."

"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"

"Hair on the muff They are old enough"

"A ninja's wife comes home to find her husband dead and exclaims... ...""no ninja no ninja no!"""