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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""
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"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."
"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"
"What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave"
"What did Russia say to Ukraine? Crimea River"
"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."
"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."
"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."
"Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines."
"dog 911: what's ur emergency? dog: I JUST ATE CHOCOLATE dog 911: OMG WAS IT GOOD? dog: [whimpering] dog 911: ok ok. go eat some grass"