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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of pedophilia... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out."
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"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"
"What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night? A white power ranger"
"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."
"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."
"I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store. Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy."
"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."
"I'm texting random phone numbers with ""I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL""!"
"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `""WASH ME""` on her face."
"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."