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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"
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"My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney."
"Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with ""lol"". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol."
"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."
"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."
"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"
"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"
"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."
"Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: ""Toast"""
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"