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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"
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"This sub should be referred to as ""Geddit."""
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"some people call me strange but you can call me any time ( )"
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."