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Joke of the Day
"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."
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"Yes ma'am, my address is 391 Easy Street... ...that's 'E' as in Eye, 'A' as in Are, 'S' as in Sea, and 'Y' as in You."
"Oral sex caused Michael Douglas's throat cancer; Surgeon General orders that vaginas be tattooed with cancer warning."
"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"Positive people are less of a person They are missing electrons."
"What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight."
"Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible"
"What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag? Finding shoes to go with it."