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Joke of the Day

"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."

"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."

"Proof that upside-down and/or opposites world and/or country exists! Every joke, irrespective of the degree of hilarity, will get down votes! XD"

"I never feel more American than when Hulu makes me pick my ""advertising experience."""

"Instagramming daily selfies does not constitute personal growth."

"When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she wrote back ""Maybe :)"" so idk man I might have plans tonight."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."