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Joke of the Day
"We're like lazy revolutionaries who act only by posting lame comments on a public forum."
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"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."
"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"
"All I want in this world is some one I can turn to and yell, ""Avenge Me!!"" if I'm dying or wrongly accused of a crime. Oh and rocket shoes"
"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"
"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"
"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"Fun typo: ""You ate the most important thing in my life."""
"I have zero empathy for sociopaths. But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either."
"Guy asks his friend: ""I heard you were out til 5 am last night. You must have been partying pretty hard?"" Friend: ""Did you just assume my bender?!"""