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Joke of the Day

"My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance."

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"Favorite lame DAD joke"
"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."
"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat? She fits in to your wife's clothes."
"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"
"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it. That's because elephants never forget."
"What's the square root of 69? ate something"
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