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Joke of the Day

"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"

"What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava Your so vain"

"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption"

"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"

"Attention Girl: Why do you look so sad? Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint?"

"I'd hit that. - women drivers"

"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."

"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."

"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."