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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."
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"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"
"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"
"My next door neighbour just confronted me about her clothes going missing from the washing line .. I nearly shit her pants"
"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"
"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."
"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""
"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."
"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."