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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."
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"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines. The librarian replies, ""It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."""
"Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: ""Rinse, lather, repeat"""
"What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister."
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
"mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."
"Sometimes, I like to drink and play guitar..."