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Joke of the Day

"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"

"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"

"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."

"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."

"Buddy on FB just posted this, I had to share What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."

"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"