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Joke of the Day

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"

"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"What's the difference between a large chested lobster and a dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."

"Carl was annoying Carl walked into a street shop. the first thing he did was cough very loudly. e b 9"

"I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut"

"What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy."

"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"

"What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt"