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Joke of the Day
"Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy? Cause he kept going in circles..."
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"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."
"What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank? Pilaf."
"Guys, I don't think we should drink so much yesterday."
"Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in."
"Have you ever been in a Native American orgy...? It's fucking intense."
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"I'm organizing a party for people who can't ejaculate Please tell me if you can't come."
"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""