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Joke of the Day

"note to TV shows: I do not want, nor will I ever want, a look inside the episode"

"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"

"A new class of octopus has been discovered that cooks it's food. It's the only Chefalopod found so far."

"Bunch of good one-liners"

"""4 Clones of Dolly the Sheep are alive and well"" You do realize that this is like Twin Porn x 2 to us Scots, right?"

"Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick."

"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."

"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."

"2016 That's the joke."

"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."