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Joke of the Day

"Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: ""Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."""

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ... Those who can count binary and those who can't."

"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"

"Why did the walrus go to the container store? To find a tight seal. "

"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"

"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."

"Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight."

"a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!"

"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."

"Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof."