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Joke of the Day
"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""
Next Joke
"I crashed into the back of a dwarf's car... He got out, looked at the damage and said ""I'm not happy"". So I replied "" Which one are you then?"""
"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process."
"What room is a ghost scared of? The living room( haha get it?)"
"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."
"I hate Christmas. I work throughout the year to afford gifts, and the fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit. Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her."
"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into. Pants."
"Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care."