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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral."

"Before my girlfriend Boyfriend: Did you fart before my girlfriend? Man: I didn't know it was her turn."

"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."

"Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably dear. I still have all of mine."

"it's party time let's dance !"

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you."

"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One doesn't scream when you put it in an oven"

"I accidentally locked my keys in the car across the street from an abortion clinic... .... I yelled, ""Hey! Anybody got a hanger?"" The protesters chased me for three blocks."