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Joke of the Day
"The worst time to hear I told you so is when you end up saying it to yourself."
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"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"
"B: Girl you so fine, I rate you a 9 3/4. G: Why? B: Because I wanna put myself in you. Harry Potter pickup line"
"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""
"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message"
"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"
"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"