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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"

"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"

"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"

"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."

"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."

"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"

"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"