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Joke of the Day

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"

"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."

"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver."

"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."

"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."

"what's the best part about being a man? no ."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"What's the resemblence between politics and sex? It can be in whatever position they choose, but regardless there's still just gonna be a dick going in there, and you're still getting fucked."