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Joke of the Day
"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."
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"Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!"
"What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted."
"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."
"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."
"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
"Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open."
"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."
"First World Problems How to create FWP, Get a dog and a boy and throw the boy down the well and go get your dog to save him because you to lazy to do it *AMERICA*"