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Joke of the Day
"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."
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"I love my Sherlock Holmes dildo... I call him, Bendy-dick Cum-a-bunch"
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"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"
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"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"
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"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."