164359
Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."
Next Joke
"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."
"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""
"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"
"Dating is like playing musical chairs. Somewhere between 25&30 the music stopped& everyone grabbed a husband. I must've been in the bathroom"
"The iPhone 7 is an of all trades Sorry, I meant ""jack of all trades"" but there's no more jack."
"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"
"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"