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Joke of the Day
"Why are redditors American? Because they always \*tip\*."
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"""Look, daddy! I'm a doctor!"" ""Did you know that's the same doctor kit I played with as a ki... OMG YOU DIDN'T LICK ANY OF IT, DID YOU?"""
"* see weird traffic pattern * turns down radio * smoothly avoids gargantuan pothole * runs over sign saying avoid gargantuan pothole"
"I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol."
"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"
"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."
"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"
"My best joke today is.... r/news sub count. Literally just go there and press f5"
"One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!"
"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"