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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
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"How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden? By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage"
"Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, ""No thanks, I'm Jewish."" I said, ""Don't worry, they're free."""
"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."
"What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? The inability to lie"
"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
"Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side."
"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""
"What do you call a person who got straight ""D's"" in medical school? A Doctor."