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Joke of the Day

"There was a paradox... And ***Theseus*** parked his ***ship*** right in-between them. "

"I got into an argument with my parents about video games. It was a stupid reason to fallout for."

"Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive."

"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

"Going back to work in 10 mins. When I'm back, this better be front page, Reddit."

"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."

"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."

"Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard."

"The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do..."

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."