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Joke of the Day
"What's an archaeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."
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"Duck Joke A duck walks into a bar. The ducks say, ""1 beer please. And put it on my bill."" I'll be here all week"
"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."
"When my kids get too loud in our minivan I simply race over the nearest speedbump to make them bite their tongues."
"How did my doctor know I have minor IBS? I just asked him to edit my essay; and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy; if he can figure that out from my writing."
"I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'"
"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."
"My friend came over and left his laptop on the floor. My mother thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My mother weighs 950 dollars."
"Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis."
"A big thank you to whoever spraypainted ""KARATE"" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now."