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Joke of the Day
"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"
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"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."
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"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"
"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."