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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"
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"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."
"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."
"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"
"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."
"When talking to a girl, their boobs are like the sun... You can't look at them for very long unless you have sunglasses"
"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"
"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."
"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"
"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"