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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of a gay bar? An allahu akbar."
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"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."
"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."
"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""
"Sorry, I'm using all 43 grocery carts. Use a basket."
"Don't believe everything. Did you know that 78% of all people believe any shit they read online?"
"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"
"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."
"Why can't you lift weights on Monday? It's a week day."
"If anyone breaks in, I take comfort in knowing they'll never get past the 20 pairs of shoes in the hallway."